A better stage

This is horrible. I need to either become more of a geek (very quickly) or dupe someone into making me a really awesome blog template. I've been switching every other day and I'm just not happy. And when I'm not happy, well, no one really cares.
But I care.

So for now, until I can find a solution, my huge fan base (3) and I are stuck with "Tic Tack".
If you can't stand it either, send me the most awesome html ever made. I don't care if you have to lie, steal or kill to get it.

I mean, this is my narcissism that's at stake here.